I'm really into asian looking animals
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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