Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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