Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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