Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Did I show you my penis last night?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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