erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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