You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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