i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize