But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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