trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize