I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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