I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
It's just like the Real World with babies
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize