Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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