What a fucking waste of an outfit
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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