I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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