My brain says no but my pants say off.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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