So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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