Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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