It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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