i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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