Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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