that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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