Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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