the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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