In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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