I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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