haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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