oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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