You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Randomize