after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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