We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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