it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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