areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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