After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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