It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
as a side note pls kill me
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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