it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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