oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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