I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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