ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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