Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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