return my video game
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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