So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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