But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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