i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I have post one night stand depression
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