In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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