This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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