She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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