We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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