Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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