More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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