i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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